Jan
27

Who Woulda Thunk | Former Teamsters Lawyer, Kevin Clor, Who Now Works for Steven J. Baum, Accused of Forging Documents and Stealing $200k

I could just imagine the resume he submitted to the Baum firm to get the job… Expert in forgery. Check! Able to falsifying business records. Check! Make up names of employees that don’t exist. Check! You just can’t make some of this stuff up! ~ Former Teamsters lawyer accused of stealing $200k NEW YORK, Jan … Read more Related posts:
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Jan
25

PIAZZA vs CITIMORTGAGE | Nevada Supreme Court – Lenders Must Have Foreclosure Papers to Foreclose

Nevada court: Lenders must have foreclosure papers (AP) LAS VEGAS — A pair of Nevada Supreme Court rulings requiring mortgage lenders to produce all required foreclosure documents before repossessing a house won’t establish a new legal standard because they rely on state high court opinions issued last July, a court official and a lawyer involved … Read more Related posts:
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Jan
24

Look, this just isn’t that hard… The Solutions to Pressing Problems.

 

 

Someone recently wrote to me saying that instead of continually telling everyone what’s wrong, I should tell them how to solve the problems we’re facing and I thought to myself… okay, fair enough.  This just isn’t that hard.  We’re not solving things because we don’t want to, not because no one can think of how to solve anything.

So, you ready… I’m going to show you solutions in ONE MINUTE and one solution at a time.. so please try to keep up okay?

1. Problem: Forging documents and filing fraudulent documents in public records… or “Robo-signing,” if you’d prefer.

1. Either pass a law that says these documents don’t need to be signed at all… or stop the filing of forged and fraudulent documents in public records… and Nevada has shown us how to do that… it’s easy and doesn’t cost a nickel.  And foreclosure filings in Nevada dropped by more than 80% as a result of what they did in that state, which was simply to make the penalties criminal and the fines higher for filing a fraudulent document in the public record.  Because, I don’t care if they need to be signed or they don’t need to be signed… but they don’t need to be forged under any circumstances.

 

2. In simpler terms: If Mickey Mouse is going to sign it, and Donald Duck is going to notarize it… THEN DON’T SIGN IT… because we don’t need it signed.  BUT… if we DO need it signed, then don’t forge it and file a fraudulent document into the public record.  If you do that, it’ll cost you thousands and you could end up in jail.

 

3. We already have millions of forged and fraudulent docs in our public records thank you very much, and 30 years from now some lawyer will have occasion to pull title docs for whatever reason, he’ll find a forged or otherwise fraudulent document(s) and we’ll be litigating the whole damn thing all over again.  We certainly don’t need that situation exacerbated.  The documents may need to be signed… but they don’t NEED to be forged.

 

4. We also don’t need to wait until the situation shakes out or the scope of the problem is known… or whatever.  There’s no reason to wait for any of that because it doesn’t matter how we answer any of the unanswered questions… the solution to however you want to define the problem is NOT under any circumstances going to be: “Oh, just forge the signature and file a fraudulent document in the public record.”  NO… that’s not allowed to be the answer no matter how you want to define the problem.

 

5. I’ve never lost the pink slip to my car… but I’m sure there’s a process to follow if that ever happens.  I call the DMV and fill out some forms and then I… blah, blah, blah… it’s never happened to me so I don’t know what the process is.  But I know what it isn’t.  It isn’t: “Fake one on your Mac, sign Donald Duck’s name, and use it for whatever…”  That is definitely not how it’s done.

 

6. There shouldn’t be ANY push back to what I’m suggesting here… NONE.  To those who say that the banks will oppose what I’m saying because I’m trying to stop foreclosures I reply: No, I’m not.  I haven’t said a word about stopping foreclosures, I’m talking about stopping the forging of documents and the filing of fraudulent documents into the public record.  I have all the confidence in the world that BofA, Chase and our state/federal  governments are more than capable of coming up with some other process… either that or pass a law that says all you need to do is place a red X on the dotted line… or leave the damn things blank… I don’t care.  But, forgery and fraud are not going to be our chosen methodology for anything ever.

 

7. The reason for my efforts, as I’ve explained to several state AGs and state legislators, is that what is going on now, with forged and fraudulent docs being used every day all over the country to foreclose on homes, is already changing the nature of the foreclosure crisis.  What was a terribly unfair, incompetent, cronyism, banker friendly, messed up situation is being transformed into organized crime.  Homeowners look at their title documents, and very easily see that the assignments and other affidavits have been robo-signed.  They have tangible proof of a crime having been committed.  They show the judge, he doesn’t care… and they lose their house.

 

8. That is the definition of organized crime… 5 huge crime families we call banks… committing crimes in the public view… and state law enforcement and the court system refusing to enforce the law because of connections with the banks.  That’s organized crime, period.  And human nature dictates that when people see that their government is failing to uphold the rule of law or enforce the laws against certain individuals or groups… well, they take the law into their own hands.  That’s always been true… it is in fact a fundamental human instinct.

 

9. If your son or daughter is harmed or your store or home is robbed… and the law refuses to do anything about it because of who you are relative to who the perpetrators are… want to know what happens?  Ask the KKK.  Someone takes the law into their own hands and someone gets shot in the head, or ends up hanging from a tall oak.  Every single time… and any of us are capable of doing just that… taking the law into our own hands.

 

10. Allowing forgery and fraud to go on unchecked is a BAD idea, and everyone should understand and agree with that.  And aren’t we lucky that we know exactly how to stop it… the State of Nevada has shown us the way.  So, change the law, increase the penalties and problem solved.  Now isn’t that a relief?

 

And… DING!  

 

The foreclosure crisis has already been allowed to grow out of control and destroy the American middle class.  Standing by idly while we watch it get even worse, when it’s easy and free to prevent that from happening, is beyond unconscionable.  And if we do it, then we deserve whatever we get as a result.

 

See, that wasn’t that hard, was it?   ONE MINUTE SOLUTIONS by Mandelman Matters.  Why didn’t I think of that?  Next solution tomorrow, so stay tuned.

Mandelman out.

Jan
24

Look, this just isn’t that hard… The Solutions to Pressing Problems.

 

 

Someone recently wrote to me saying that instead of continually telling everyone what’s wrong, I should tell them how to solve the problems we’re facing and I thought to myself… okay, fair enough.  This just isn’t that hard.  We’re not solving things because we don’t want to, not because no one can think of how to solve anything.

So, you ready… I’m going to show you solutions in ONE MINUTE and one solution at a time.. so please try to keep up okay?

1. Problem: Forging documents and filing fraudulent documents in public records… or “Robo-signing,” if you’d prefer.

1. Either pass a law that says these documents don’t need to be signed at all… or stop the filing of forged and fraudulent documents in public records… and Nevada has shown us how to do that… it’s easy and doesn’t cost a nickel.  And foreclosure filings in Nevada dropped by more than 80% as a result of what they did in that state, which was simply to make the penalties criminal and the fines higher for filing a fraudulent document in the public record.  Because, I don’t care if they need to be signed or they don’t need to be signed… but they don’t need to be forged under any circumstances.

 

2. In simpler terms: If Mickey Mouse is going to sign it, and Donald Duck is going to notarize it… THEN DON’T SIGN IT… because we don’t need it signed.  BUT… if we DO need it signed, then don’t forge it and file a fraudulent document into the public record.  If you do that, it’ll cost you thousands and you could end up in jail.

 

3. We already have millions of forged and fraudulent docs in our public records thank you very much, and 30 years from now some lawyer will have occasion to pull title docs for whatever reason, he’ll find a forged or otherwise fraudulent document(s) and we’ll be litigating the whole damn thing all over again.  We certainly don’t need that situation exacerbated.  The documents may need to be signed… but they don’t NEED to be forged.

 

4. We also don’t need to wait until the situation shakes out or the scope of the problem is known… or whatever.  There’s no reason to wait for any of that because it doesn’t matter how we answer any of the unanswered questions… the solution to however you want to define the problem is NOT under any circumstances going to be: “Oh, just forge the signature and file a fraudulent document in the public record.”  NO… that’s not allowed to be the answer no matter how you want to define the problem.

 

5. I’ve never lost the pink slip to my car… but I’m sure there’s a process to follow if that ever happens.  I call the DMV and fill out some forms and then I… blah, blah, blah… it’s never happened to me so I don’t know what the process is.  But I know what it isn’t.  It isn’t: “Fake one on your Mac, sign Donald Duck’s name, and use it for whatever…”  That is definitely not how it’s done.

 

6. There shouldn’t be ANY push back to what I’m suggesting here… NONE.  To those who say that the banks will oppose what I’m saying because I’m trying to stop foreclosures I reply: No, I’m not.  I haven’t said a word about stopping foreclosures, I’m talking about stopping the forging of documents and the filing of fraudulent documents into the public record.  I have all the confidence in the world that BofA, Chase and our state/federal  governments are more than capable of coming up with some other process… either that or pass a law that says all you need to do is place a red X on the dotted line… or leave the damn things blank… I don’t care.  But, forgery and fraud are not going to be our chosen methodology for anything ever.

 

7. The reason for my efforts, as I’ve explained to several state AGs and state legislators, is that what is going on now, with forged and fraudulent docs being used every day all over the country to foreclose on homes, is already changing the nature of the foreclosure crisis.  What was a terribly unfair, incompetent, cronyism, banker friendly, messed up situation is being transformed into organized crime.  Homeowners look at their title documents, and very easily see that the assignments and other affidavits have been robo-signed.  They have tangible proof of a crime having been committed.  They show the judge, he doesn’t care… and they lose their house.

 

8. That is the definition of organized crime… 5 huge crime families we call banks… committing crimes in the public view… and state law enforcement and the court system refusing to enforce the law because of connections with the banks.  That’s organized crime, period.  And human nature dictates that when people see that their government is failing to uphold the rule of law or enforce the laws against certain individuals or groups… well, they take the law into their own hands.  That’s always been true… it is in fact a fundamental human instinct.

 

9. If your son or daughter is harmed or your store or home is robbed… and the law refuses to do anything about it because of who you are relative to who the perpetrators are… want to know what happens?  Ask the KKK.  Someone takes the law into their own hands and someone gets shot in the head, or ends up hanging from a tall oak.  Every single time… and any of us are capable of doing just that… taking the law into our own hands.

 

10. Allowing forgery and fraud to go on unchecked is a BAD idea, and everyone should understand and agree with that.  And aren’t we lucky that we know exactly how to stop it… the State of Nevada has shown us the way.  So, change the law, increase the penalties and problem solved.  Now isn’t that a relief?

 

And… DING!  

 

The foreclosure crisis has already been allowed to grow out of control and destroy the American middle class.  Standing by idly while we watch it get even worse, when it’s easy and free to prevent that from happening, is beyond unconscionable.  And if we do it, then we deserve whatever we get as a result.

 

See, that wasn’t that hard, was it?   ONE MINUTE SOLUTIONS by Mandelman Matters.  Why didn’t I think of that?  Next solution tomorrow, so stay tuned.

Mandelman out.

Jan
18

Steven J. Baum is Losing His Appeal, Judge Gives NY Foreclosure King the Baum’s Rush

“The hearing in the Poughkeepsie courtroom was attended by several bankruptcy lawyers who have sparred with Baum in the past, who said afterwards that they were there just to see Baum sweat.” ~ He’s losing his appeal Judge gives foreclosure king the Baum’s rush Take that, Steven Baum! The 50-year-old lawyer, who owns New York’s … Read more Related posts:
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Jan
08

Casino mogul dumps $5M in Gingrich super PAC

Awkward


Coming out of Iowa, former Speaker Newt Gingrich was hopping mad about Mitt Romney’s campaign and advertisements being run by a Super PAC supporting the “timid Massachusetts moderate.” In fact, so incensed was he that he unleashed his lawyer on the PAC this past week. In both interviews and debate comments, he has referred to [...]

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Dec
31

Promissory Note Fraud | Bondi Capitulates, Admits Promissory Note Transfers Invalidated by Fraud

“Many foreclosure proceedings have been marred by the use of invalid assignments of notes and mortgages, often by “robo signing.” “ ~ Promissory Note Fraud | Bondi Capitulates, Admits Promissory Note Transfers Invalidated by Fraud It’s right there in black and white Folks (page 2 document below). Maybe a lawyer could pipe up to let … Read more Related posts:
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Dec
31

Promissory Note Fraud | Bondi Capitulates, Admits Promissory Note Transfers Invalidated by Fraud

“Many foreclosure proceedings have been marred by the use of invalid assignments of notes and mortgages, often by “robo signing.” “ ~ Promissory Note Fraud | Bondi Capitulates, Admits Promissory Note Transfers Invalidated by Fraud It’s right there in black and white Folks (page 2 document below). Maybe a lawyer could pipe up to let … Read more Related posts:
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Dec
27

Would you hire this man to be your lawyer?

Bar.


For several years, the case of Stephen Glass has fascinated me.  Even before the excellent film Shattered Glass, I had followed the story of the serial fabulist, who fabricated dozens of stories for The New Republic and other magazines, and who then tried to cash in on his notoriety with a novel called The Fabulist, [...]

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Dec
15

Jerry Sandusky’s new lawyer: Maybe he was just teaching kids how to properly apply soap in the shower

Yes, really.


Alternate headline: “Surprisingly, Joe Amendola not the worst lawyer on Sandusky’s team.” We need something to help us clear our minds ahead of tonight’s debate. Let me assure you: This’ll do it. “Some of these kids don’t have basic hygiene skills,” Rominger told the television station, presumably with a straight face throughout. “Teaching a person [...]

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Dec
09

Thomas Cox | The Destruction of a Foreclosure Lawyer’s Faith in the Justice System

“If the courts can’t address clear instances of fraud and injustice, how can they protect our citizens?“ ~ The Destruction of a Foreclosure Lawyer’s Faith in the Justice System My faith in our courts’ willingness to protect individuals against what the Maine Supreme Court itself called the “fraudulent” and “unethical” conduct of the nation’s fifth … Read more Related posts:
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Dec
09

Nebraska Fraudclosure Cover-Up! ISO Citizen who filed the Sealed Notary Complaint Against Joann Rein Resulting in Loss of Her Commission

Nebraska Fraudclosure Cover-Up Posted by L Joann Rein, or perhaps a surrogate signor, executed an estimated tens of thousands of questionable documents filed in courts and land records across America. She works at Aurora Loan servicing in Scotts Bluff, Nebraska. The Nebraska Secretary of State revoked Joann Rein’s notary commission in the summer of 2011. … Read more Related posts:
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Nov
28

Herman Cain: By the way, a woman’s about to come forward and accuse me of a long affair

Ahead of the curve.


The story about the accuser just went live at Fox Atlanta. She gave them her name, an interview on camera, and she claims she has records substantiating the relationship. Here’s the curious non-denial denial from Cain’s lawyer. Hmmm: “Mr. Cain has been informed today that your television station plans to broadcast a story this evening [...]

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Nov
23

Mass Layoff Feb 20, 2012 | Steven J. Baum Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification Act (WARN) Letter

WARN Details Date of Notice:    11/21/2011 Control Number: 2011-0157 Rapid Response Specialist :  Deborah Arbutina & Frederick Danks Reason Stated for Filing:  Plant Layoff Company: Steven J. Baum, P.C. 220 Northpointe Parkway,  Suite G Amherst, NY  14228 County: Erie | WIB Name: ERIE| Region: Western Region Hempstead | WIB Name: HEMPSTEAD| Region: Long Island Contact:  … Read more Related posts:
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Nov
17

Wikipedia | Steven J. Baum Foreclosure Mill Hits Karma Iceberg

From a FUTURE Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Steven J. Baum was a Foreclosure Mill that struck a karma iceberg on his last voyage and sank on 15 April 2012, resulting in the layoffs of 1,517 people in one of the happiest days in Fraudclosure history. One of the largest foreclosure mills in the world at the … Read more Related posts:
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Nov
16

You’re FIRED AGAIN | Foreclosure Mill Lawyer Extraordinaire Steven J. Baum Dropped by Fannie Mae

Fannie Mae confirmed late yesterday that they will no longer will be referring files to Steven J. Baum… See ya in the poor house… Hope your employees are proud… Baum will be firing you all by Christmas… Next up, prison??? ~ 4closureFraud.org Tweet Related posts:You’re FIRED | Foreclosure Mill Lawyer Extraordinaire Steven J. Baum Dropped … Read more Related posts:
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Nov
15

Professor Learns the Hard Way About Loan Modifications at Bank of America

Meet our homeowner… Ira Neighbors.  This time around, he’s a university professor with a PhD in Social Work…. So, I suppose that’s technically Dr. Ira Neighbors.

He was on his second trial modification, the last time his trial modification wasn’t converted to a permanent modification for some unknown reason, but Bank of America is here to help homeowners and they were nice enough to let him reapply… and so he did.

This time, however, he decided to retain a lawyer to help ensure that his trial modification would become a permanent one.  And wouldn’t you know it, the lawyer succeeded and Bank of America issued the documents for the professor’s permanent modification.  So, yay!

Unfortunately, Professor Neighbors happened to be in Louisiana at the time lecturing at a university, but once again Bank of America was gracious enough to forward the documents to his address in Louisiana for his signature.  It had taken two years and two trial modifications for him to arrive at this monumental moment, and now he had ten days to sign and return the documents, along with certified funds in the amount requested.  Well, Bank of America doesn’t like to be kept waiting, and why should they?

A few days later, however, the documents arrived with instructions stating that his signature had to be notarized by a California notary.  So, the professor immediately called the “Hope Line” at Bank of America to ask whether he should fly back to sign the documents, but the bank said, given the circumstances, with him being in Louisiana and all, not to worry about notarizing his signature, but to simply send the signed documents by the date shown with the certified funds enclosed.

And so he did… on time and as agreed.  He wasn’t going to take any chances this second time out, and we can all imagine how relieved he was that the whole ordeal was finally over.

Imagine his surprise when the next letter he received explained that his package had been deemed incomplete… his permanent loan modification was now denied and Bank of America would be accelerating the foreclosure of his home.

His lawyer contacted Bank of America immediately requesting that the professor’s case be appealed given the circumstances.  Bank of America, being the reasonable and caring financial institution that they so clearly are, reviewed the case and said okay… as long as he would have his signature on the documents notarized by a California notary they would honor the permanent loan modification after all.

Yes, the last time he called, they had told him not to worry about the California notarization, but so what… if that’s what they wanted then that’s what Dr. Neighbors would deliver.

(It’s worth remembering that at this point, Bank of America already had Ira’s certified funds.  He had included a cashier’s check with his documents when sending in the set with his un-notarized signature, as Bank of America said was fine.)

So, without any hesitation our intrepid professor jumps on a plane and flies home to California to have his signature notarized by a California notary.  Apparently, the notaries in Louisiana are seriously sub-standard and perceived to be unable to notarize someone’s signature.  This must be a terrible burden on the people of that state, and someone should look into it, in my humble opinion.

Okay… so with his signature on the permanent modification documents now legally notarized by a California notary, he sent everything to Bank of America without delay.  Whew… it was finally over… wasn’t it?

Within a week Bank of America sent him another letter notifying him that they were… wait for it… denying his appeal, and no permanent modification would be issued.

Bank of America was saying that although the first set of signed documents and the certified funds had arrived on time, the second set of California notarized signed documents had arrived six days after the original deadline, and now Fannie Mae was supposedly refusing to reinstate the professor’s permanent loan modification.  Don’t you hate it when that happens?

(Fannie Mae, by the way, has received a little more than $120 billion from American taxpayers to-date and the government estimates that number will be $220 billion by 2014.  So… good to know, I suppose.)

However, Bank of America did say in their letter that the professor was welcome to reapply once again for a loan modification… because Bank of America is here to help homeowners, remember?

The professor’s lawyer tells me that he was told by a Bank of America manager, that the bank has recently laid off a good portion of the loss mitigation and customer service staff, as they are changing over to the single point of contact system required by the OCC’s consent orders that were issued last April.  And apparently, loan modifications have recently ground to a halt at Bank of America as a result of the change.  (Another lawyer told me a similar story yesterday as well.)

I can’t help but wonder, however, why it’s not too much effort to foreclose on a home, evict a family, probably end up taking it back as an REO, bring it up to HUD standards and then maintain it perhaps for years while it sits vacant…

But… it’s far too much effort to approve a permanent loan modification that has already been approved by the bank… because the second set of documents arrived six days late… even though it was the bank that said to send in the first set without the signature being notarized, and considering that the homeowner ended up flying across the country to have his signature notarized by a California notary… and even though the certified funds HAD ARRIVED with the first set of documents.

Oh, never mind… even I can’t figure out what I’m trying to say anymore.  If this mess ever does end, what would you like to bet that writing about it has caused brain damage and I spend the remainder of my years eating Jello on my rice, drinking from a sippy cup, and babbling incoherently about how the bank lost my documents?

And by the way, I called around town to ask others with experience modifying loans and everyone told me that most loan modification documents don’t require a notarized signature, California or otherwise… which does make a great deal of sense, by the way, if you think about it.  I mean, where would fraud enter the picture?

Under what circumstances would someone sign someone else’s loan modification documents?  It’s not like it’s a new loan.  And the bank just received the guy’s tax returns, paycheck stubs, and everything else they could ask for… what’s the problem?

You would think that even Bank of America would tire of playing this game by now.

And what the heck is wrong with the notaries in Louisiana anyway?  Can’t they ask someone for their driver’s license and then notarize their signature?  What can a notary do, if he or she can’t do that?

MEMO TO BANK OF AMERICA… Why do you do these things to me?  I was just sitting here minding my own business, perfectly content to write about Chase or Wells or anything else for that matter… but no, you can’t even make it a month without doing something totally unreasonable and frankly insane.  It’s not like I want to keep picking on you… I don’t.  What’s the deal, Mr. Moynihan?  Are you trying to maintain your position as the poster child for “reputational risk?”

I also want to mention that all this trashing of Bank of America is very upsetting to Mr. Moynihan.  In case you haven’t already seen it, check this out from Bloomberg last week:

Oct. 26 (Bloomberg) — Bank of America Corp. Chief Executive Officer Brian T. Moynihan said he’s “incensed” by public criticism of his company and is pushing back by reminding local leaders of its contributions to their economies.

I, like you, get a little incensed when you think about how much good all of you do, whether it’s volunteer hours, charitable giving we do, serving clients and customers well,” Moynihan said during the Oct. 18 gathering. To the bank’s critics, he said, “You ought to think a little about that before you start yelling at us.

But, Brian… it’s not just me… also from the Bloombgerg article:

Bank of America ranked lowest in a 24-bank survey of small business customer satisfaction from J.D. Power and Associates this month. Wells Fargo & Co., Citigroup Inc. and JPMorgan Chase & Co. also were in the bottom five. Earlier this year, Bank of America was named the country’s second-worst company by Consumerist.com after BP Plc, the firm blamed for the worst U.S. offshore oil spill.

Okay, DOERS… are you listening to this?  Could we please explain to Mr. Moynihan that we would all very much appreciate it if he could just make a quick call and save this nice professor’s home before Thanksgiving?

Please?  It’s the end of the guy’s second year and that should be enough screwing around, don’t you think?  The professor’s name is Ira Neighbors of Southern California, and of course below is the contact information for BofA’s CEO, Brian Moynihan… but maybe you’ve got him on speed dial by now.

He’s counting on us, you know.  Let’s not let him down, okay?  You guys are getting famous for this sort of thing.

Mandelman out.

Brian Moynihan, President, CEO & Chairman

Bank of America

Email: brian.t.moynihan@bankofamerica.com

Matthew Task, Executive Relations, 
Office of the CEO (At BofA)

Phone: 813-805-4873

Nov
15

Occupy Steven J. Baum | Occupy Buffalo is Taking its Show on the Road Today to Baum’s Amherst Offices

This just in from the Buffalo News… Spread the word! Most recently, it’s been denounced for making fun of foreclosure victims, after photos emerged from the firm’s Halloween party last year, showing staff dressed up in costumes as debtors and, in one case, mocking a New York City attorney. The attorney, Susan Chana Lask, sued … Read more Related posts:
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Nov
15

Bank Excuses on Fraudclosure Growing Stale

“You want to appeal me, you go right ahead,” the judge told the bank lawyer. “Because what happened here is disgusting.” ~ Bank Excuses on Foreclosure Growing Stale The Bank of America lawyer laid down a patented rhetorical move heard in courts across America. Your Honor, this Orange County, N.Y., homeowner — a New York … Read more Related posts:
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Nov
14

Mike Tyson as Herman Cain “Because the Tea Party Loves Crazy more than they Hate Blacks” CAIN!

I could not help but share this with everyone. No matter what you think of Mike Tyson, or Herman Cain, Republicans, or Democrats, you have to find these clips below hilarious. Enjoy! From Adweek… ~ Mike Tyson Back as Herman Cain in Second Classic Parody ‘Imagine there’s no pizza’ All right-minded Americans can surely agree … Read more Related posts:
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Nov
14

U.S. District Court: School can ban American flag t-shirts on Cinco de Mayo

Terrific.


The ruling’s a few days old but this morning’s Fox News interview with one of the plaintiffs and his lawyer makes for a timely blog peg. When I read about the case last week, I thought the court had upheld the banning because there’d been some sort of tension among the students over the shirts. [...]

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Nov
14

You’re FIRED | Foreclosure Mill Lawyer Extraordinaire Steven J. Baum Dropped by Freddie Mac

Foreclosure and Bankruptcy Referrals in New York After November 10, 2011, Servicers may not refer any new Freddie Mac foreclosure or bankruptcy cases in New York to Steven J. Baum, P.C., whether referred within or outside of our Designated Counsel Program. Until further notice, Steven J. Baum, P.C. will continue to work on all foreclosure … Read more Related posts:
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Nov
11

MERS | Mortgage Registry Accused of Owing El Paso County Millions; Will County Sue? (VIDEO)

Click through to view video ~ Mortgage Registry Accused of Owing EP County Millions; Will County Sue? EL PASO – Between record home foreclosures and devastating budget cuts, El Paso County has seen a rough couple of years recently. We usually think of these crises as separate, but some argue there’s a common link between … Read more Related posts:
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Nov
09

Former US Attorney admits leaking document to smear Fast & Furious whistleblower

A "stand-up guy"?


His lawyer calls former US Attorney Dennis Burke a “stand-up guy” for finally admitting that he leaked an internal Department of Justice memo to smear a whistleblower in the Operation Fast and Furious scandal.  Wouldn’t a “stand-up guy” have blown the whistle himself rather than smear someone who did? Former Arizona U.S. Attorney Dennis Burke, [...]

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Nov
07

First woman goes public with harassment claim against Cain; Update: “Very similar,” says other accuser’s lawyer

"I want you to come clean, Mr. Cain."


A week after Politico published vague, second-hand accounts of possible sexual harassment by Herman Cain during his tenure at the National Restaurant Association, one woman has gone on the record with specific allegations from fourteen years ago.  Sharon Bialek, described by her representative Gloria Allred as a single mom, says that Cain groped her — [...]

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Nov
04

Lawyer for Cain’s accuser: On second thought, she’d rather not relive this publicly

Vapors.


No video yet, but it sure sounds like that’s the end of that. For now. Who knew the big finale would end Sopranos-style? Bennett said his client sees “no value” in revisiting the issue now, but “stands by the complaint that she made.” Bennett said his client would disagree with Cain’s characterization of the alleged [...]

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Nov
02

Mark Block: Is Rick Perry going to apologize for this despicable smear or not? Update: A Rahm connection? Update: Accuser wants to issue statement, says lawyer

"I would challenge anybody that has these statements to be made to come forward..."


Three problems here. One: If ever there was a moment to light one up, this was it. Imagine how bad-ass this segment would have been with Block laying into Perry between drags on a Kool. A lost opportunity. Two: He claims that Politico’s using anonymous sources, but that’s not strictly true. They told Cain’s camp [...]

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Nov
01

Lawyer for Cain’s accuser: She wants to tell her side of the story

Confidentiality.


She wants to, but … she can’t because of the confidentiality provisions in the settlement agreement. That puts Cain in a tough spot. Even though it’s up to the NRA, not him, to waive those provisions, the media will want to know if he thinks they should. If he says no, it looks like he [...]

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Oct
25

Foreclosure Fight Club Lawyer George Babcock LIVE on the Buddy Cianci Show @ 5pm Today 10/25/2011

“Send your minions that  I may  lay waste  to them before me.“ ~ George Babcock ~ Foreclosure Fight Club Lawyer George Babcock LIVE on the Buddy Cianci Show @ 5pm today Sorry for the late notice but just got the info… You can watch LIVE on Ustream and CHAT if you have an account here… … Read more Related posts:
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Oct
07

Bankster Lawyer | “I would look forward to kicking their ass (Attorneys General) if they do”

Let’s put aside securities fraud claims the states may have for troubled mortgage-backed securities, since those have nothing to do with the robosigning revelations… and The state AGs could also claim that the behavior of mortgage servicers in the foreclosure process amounts to systemic fraud or racketeering. “I’m sure they could come up with a … Read more Related posts:
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